Members suspecting racial-motivation need only flash their card to be released; unless they were wrong in suspecting racial-motivation, in which case they will likely be arrested. *
As long as there is a black president, enjoy 24/7 access to The White House. Cardholders can arrange to have a beer with the president or swing by unannounced to swim laps in the pool.
One of The Black Card's most popular benefits, this designation allows cardholders of any race, ethnicity or color (black included) to declare themselves an Official Friend of Black People. NOTE: this benefit may be revoked if the cardholder exceeds their yearly allotment of one racist outburst.
Cardholder satisfaction is our #1 priority. We encourage our members to submit suggestions for benefits they would like to have. †